Thursday, November 26, 2015

An Interview with Santa Claus

By Bob Cox

Q: Why did you get started in the business of gift giving?

A: My story began nearly two millenniums ago with Saint Nicholas. Saint Nicholas was born on March 15, 270. He was also called Nikolaos of Myra. Saint Nicholas was a Christian saint and Greek Bishop of Myra, in Asia Minor, which is now in modern-day Turkey.

Q: Was it Saint Nicholas who inspired you to become such a giver?

A: Yes. He has an enduring reputation for anonymous gift-giving and I really admire that quality. He was known to put coins in the shoes of those who left them out for him, a practice celebrated with a feast in his honor: St Nicholas Day, December 6. Nicholas was also famous for his generous gifts to the poor. One story in particular stands out: When he presented the three impoverished daughters of a pious Christian with dowries so that they would not have to become prostitutes. Saint Nicholas was also the patron saint of sailors, merchants, repentant thieves and children in cities and countries around Europe.

Q: Is that why you always say ho,ho, ho?

A: You really didn’t just go there? Next question.

Q: How did the legend of Saint Nicholas evolve into the modern day Santa Claus?

A: During the Middle Ages, often on the evening before Saint Nicholas Day, children were bestowed gifts in his remembrance. The custom of gifting of children at Christmas has been promoted by Martin Luther, a prominent German friar and priest during the 15th and 16th centuries. His goal was to offer an alternative to the previously popular gift custom on St. Nicholas Day and refocus the interest of the children to Christ instead of the veneration of saints. Despite his efforts, Saint Nicholas remained popular as a bearer of gifts for the people.

Q: That’s fascinating, but we still seem to be far away from the modern version of who you are. What happened next?

A: Prior to Christianization and beginning in the 4th century, the Germanic people celebrated a midwinter event that stretched from Mid November to early January called Yule. With the Christianization of Germanic Europe, numerous traditions were absorbed from Yuletide celebrations into modern Christmas.

Q: I know you don’t drink Red Bull to stay alert on those long and cold Christmas eve nights, so how did you get your wings that allow you to soar through the skies with a sleigh and flying reindeer?

A: Now that is a very interesting story! During the Yule celebration, supernatural and ghostly occurrences were said to increase in frequency, such as the Wild Hunt, a ghostly procession through the sky. The leader of the wild hunt is frequently affirmed as the Norse god Odin, aka Jólnir, which means "yule figure" and Langbarðr, meaning "long-beard". Odin was also known as the “Gift-bringer of the North”. He had a long white beard and wore a blue-hooded cloak as he rode the midwinter sky on his eight-footed steed Sleipnir, bringing gifts to his people.

Q: That all sounds like someone we know! Could it be Jolly Saint Nick?

A: Busted! You got me there Bob!

Q: What would you say have been the biggest influences in how we Americans see you today?

A: My physical appearance was reshaped back in 1823 when a poem was written by Clement Clarke Moore titled A Visit From St. Nicholas and a generation later, an illustration drawn by John Leech of the Ghost of Christmas Present in Charles Dickens's festive classic A Christmas Carol had major influences on my appearance. Finally, in 1863, political cartoonist Thomas Nast created a characature of me in Harper’s Weekly that has been reinforced through the decades on radio, television and motion pictures.

Q: Speaking of reshaping, how are you with your robust body image? The ladies these days really seem to be going for the hard body, wash board abs look, which by the way is still on my Christmas list.

A: No worries. Mrs. Claus appreciates my well rounded physique. Hopefully, your wife appreciates yours!

Q: Ouch, I mean touché. Do you have any great gift giving ideas for shoppers this year?

A: Yes, shop local and support the businesses that are the infrastructure of our local economy. When you keep your money local, great things happen. Businesses expand, they hire more people and the extra money collected in taxes can go back into community improvement projects and programs.

Q: Gee Santa. I didn’t realize that you were an economist too!

A: Running a successful toy manufacturing and distribution business for centuries isn’t as easy as it looks.

Q: Do you have any funny Santa stories that you’re willing to share?

A: Yes, back in 1955, a Sears store in Colorado Springs, Colorado ran an ad with a misprinted “Santa Hotline” telephone number. Children hoping to speak with me called the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) on Christmas Eve instead. When Colonel Harry Shoup received the first call, he responded by telling children that there were signs on the radar that Santa was indeed heading south from the North Pole. A tradition began, which continued under the name NORAD Tracks Santa, when in 1958 Canada and the United States jointly created the North American Air Defense Command (NORAD). This tracking can now be done via the Internet and NORAD's website!

Q: Any advice for parents?

A: Yes, for goodness sakes, indulge your children in these two good four letter words: work and play. Back in my day, very few kids sported the portly physique I’ve been bestowed by that Nast character. Physical work and play is wonderful for the body, mind and spirit. Too much sitting around playing with those high tech contraptions isn’t healthy for anyone.

Q: Will I finally make the nice list this year?



A: With questions like these, keep ho ho, hoping. Just kidding. No more coal for you Bob!

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